thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

jerkidiot:

yeah…im tough….i’ve got some scars…..*shows u my belly button* this one i got from being in the womb for 9 months….had to remove my umbilical cord…rough times but im still standing…

"I like art, and by art I mean music, poetry, sex, paintings, the human body, literature. All of this is art to me.”
— Unknown (via 13thmoon)

foodchewer:

drunktrophywife:

dennys:

"It’s a metaphor, see. You put the bacon thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the…um…well, you eat it, actually, ‘cause it’s there and you’re nearly tasting it. So it’s not a metaphor. Um. I have no idea where I was going with that. Want some bacon?"

I’m deleting

i’m never eating at Denny’s again

"Coffee is far more than a beverage. It is an invitation to life, disguised as a cup of warm liquid. It’s a trumpet wake-up call or a gentle rousing hand on your shoulder…Coffee is an experience, an offer, a rite of passage, a good excuse to get together.”
— Nicole Johnson, Fresh Brewed Life (via stay-ocean-minded)
"Art is to console those who are broken by life.”
— Vincent Van Gogh (via myxv)
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